Cats

Why do I chase cats? Because they run. Anything that runs gets chased. Besides, it is my job to keep our garden clear of cats because of all the birds that come to the birdfeeders. I never get told off when I chase a cat in the garden, but unfortnately I usually go in the wrong direction, following the scent leading to where the cat came from because I use my nose, and not my eyes. Embarrassing. When I realize my mistake the cat is long gone.