Dancing Dog

There was this dog that won a competition on TV this evening. She danced backwards and forwards and in circles around her owner, sometimes on her hind legs only, she twirled a stick and then bowed gracefully to the audience. No wonder she won. My owners were amazed, "could we have trained Tess to do something like that?" they wondered. No way. I may be greedy, but there are limits to how far a dog will go for a biscuit. What did she say she used? She used a sausage? Ah, that is another matter. I would do the CanCan for a sausage.