Collies

Forget Lassie. Collies are a nuisance and I cannot stand them. Every time I see one my hackles rise and I have to be hooked to my lead to avoid confrontation. There have been accidents, I have even been accused of biting a collie's ear (not true, it bit its own ear). The first collie I ever met belonged to a lady who had a habit of walking the path past our garden ever so slowly, giving me and the collie lots of time to bark and growl and snarl at one another. I got a good scent of that dog, which I will always remember, and believe me, collies all have that smell. Keep off!